Because in the early hours of the universe, within primordial forge of creation, a spark was lit

Within some of us is an undeniable urge, a force so powerful that to deny it would be to deny the very light of life itself

We are called haters and we always have to point out when people are being wrong and ignorant

It's sort of like being a highlander, but instead of cutting heads off, we subsist on pure "Um, we'll, actually..."