really the only good place for it.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 hours ago

    lmao, fantastic writing

    Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.