Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]
Alex Jones clean-womb, that could genuinely do some good
Alex Jones branded vasectomy clinics
Alex Jones testosterone supplements (okay real product, but only for trans guys; must show surgical scars to purchase)
Alex Jones puberty blockers
Alex Jones frog gaying serum: all the frogs now, fewer frogs later
Alex Jones yoga mats
Oh my god since he's an IP, they could start doing deepfakes if him if he quits.
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