She's very excitable and barks loudly and rapid-fire and it takes basically nothing to set her off. It's loud enough to give me a headache through a closed door, and from my perspective the barking fits come more or less at random. Not helping things is that my family thinks it's hilarious to get her riled up and does it constantly 
But if you say you don't like dogs, people act like there is something wrong with you and assume you must be a bad person 
I really don't like dogs either. Especially the barking and also the smells. People do think I'm weird for not liking dogs but they're basically toddlers you have to take care of forever. I don't get the appeal.
I like cats though I feel like their energy matches mine
Dog people have no idea how bad their houses smell to the rest of us.
I like dogs, family always had/has multiple dogs, they stinky ass aminals. Like I'm used to it and most people I know have pets but yeah, smelly fuckin beasts.