Morale is at an all time low this year. The Eastern Front of Target and Costco has become trench warfare. Rumors abound the Trump administration wants to use nuclear weapons on the antifa troops. We need you now to do your part. Remember, I'll say "ho ho ho" when I'm DEAD.
Doing covert ops: A lady went running out of a store today, setting off the alarms. I "accidentally" got in the way of security trying to get to her.
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Thank you for your service!