This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I'm dying.
This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. now it has me worried I'm dying.
Not to be that guy, but it might be time to see a doctor
That is unless you trust a bunch of us weirdos to successfully diagnose your digestive issues
Which as someone who once considered becoming a doctor, I am more than happy to
Yeah I should get checked out, I often have the runs.
Sounds like IBS
Maybe. I do sometimes get indigestion in the form of heartburn.