I'll go first [CW racism]
"Did you know they just passed a law in Afghanistan that women aren't even talk to each other anymore?" - My Zionist cousin at Xmas dinner.
The rest of the family proceeded to spend half an hour ranting about how terrible Arabs are.
..so, how's your holiday been? 
CW brief mention of sexual violence
My aunt got drunk (usual) and that means she has to strenuously defend something controversial. This year she is defending this guy who apparently
spoilerremovedd two people and sexually harassed many others, many of them 2 decades younger than him