Oh, you're a polyglot, but what skills do you have?

Oh, you can paint and write music, but what SKILLS do you have?

Oh you design bridges, but what skills do you have?

You know, it's really interesting you're a medical fucking doctor, but WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE MOTHERFUCKER?

WHERE ARE YOUR SKILLS? I NEED SKILLS, WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE, YOU ARE SKILLESS, YOU DO NOT FIT IN TO OUR CORPORATE CULTURE, PLEASE PAY US MONEY FOR HAVING TO CONSIDER YOU

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    7 hours ago

    rolls d20 ... 10

    "I confidently know several Customer Relationship Managers, and specific experience in Salesforce workflows that enabled my team to accelerate customers to convert."

    • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
      hexagon
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      5 hours ago

      Customer Relationship Managers

      specific experience

      Salesforce workflows

      enabled

      my team

      accelerate customers to convert.

      c-c-combo Breaker

      pants jaw drops to the floor

      awooga

      heart beats visibly from chest

      That’s at least 8 different skills, holy wow!!! Let’s go have lunch!