SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name] to

badposting • 6 hours ago

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys."

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[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys."

SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name] to

badposting • 6 hours ago

"I can't help you with anything cuz I'm too cool for that."

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SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]
hexagon
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5 hours ago
Sure thing my man!

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- thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]
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  2 hours ago
  no not like that
  
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  - SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    1 hour ago
    Sorry my cool dude, what would you like
    
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    - thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]
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      7 minutes ago
      oh my mistake i thought this was the smart cool guy store, not the smart cool guy store for smart cool guys
      
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