Public policy is ok. International Relations is cool as hell, but every IR wonk I've ever met is a moron. Theory is full of a million losers including yours truly, and Slavoj Žižek, the only cool political theorist alive, who we all aspire to be. Every economist is either based as hell or a bowtie wearing booger eater who jerks off to Milton Friedman.

We're all nerds, and we will all eat each other alive. Don't take any of your professors too seriously, think of the degree as opposition research on the insanity that is neoliberalism.