Conservative politicians including Keith Pitt and Craig Kelly say killing koalas with blunt force trauma is part of the plan to make way for a Queensland wind farm. But there's more to the story.
  • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    Clubbing koalas is a great, honorary, Australian tradition.

    I mean, how would we make koala soup? K fries? Kwala beer?

    We need them to be clubbed for the finer things in life.

    Why, my grandpapa used to club at least a dozen on his way to school, and get a thruxpunce for the fur, a few tippen for their eyes, and a whole fwarthing for their gall bladders.

    They were the days.

    Damn you woke greenies, leave our club sports alone!

  • 🦘min0nim🦘@aussie.zone
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    11 months ago

    Bloody Koalas partying all night on drugs, clubbing themselves to death. We need a Liberal government to post police at every club and strip search these buggers. Especially the 13 year old girls koalas in NSW.