Found in local supermarket. NSFW because this is a crime against food everywhere.

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    "jimmy, what new ideas do you have for the processed cheese division?":capitalist:

    "we could uh... add noncheese flavours?":feral-hog:

    "brilliant, timmy! but what flavours to add?":cap-think:

    "uhh chiives? poppy? lemon?":feral-hog:

    "no no, tommy, ive got it! processed M E A T flavour!":capitalist-laugh:

    puts meatflavouredcheesegoo on bagel with processedmeatbyproduct

    mm, delicious. double the meatflavour™, but with half the meatproduct™

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
        ·
        4 years ago

        just wait till they start advertising the new

        M E A Tloaf Bagel™

        so you can eat meatproduct on your meatproduct on a meatproduct.

        the holy trinity of m e a t

        :kitty-cri-texas:

        • emizeko [they/them]
          ·
          4 years ago

          M E A Tloaf Bagel™

          I would eat anything for love, but I won't eat that 🎶

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          The thing is in the picture even the cheese slices are pink like the processed meat, they couldn't even make it white or yellow like "normal" processed cheese. So will the meat bagel be a dull grey like your grandma's favourite meatloaf?

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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            edit-2
            4 years ago

            can you really see it being anything other than a pepto bismol coloured bagel?

            edit: these all-pink triple-meat sandwiches will be sold everywhere, but especially in october.