• Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Realistically it would be

    Putin: Dear ayatollah, could you pwease distract everyone from Ukraine while we launch a major offensive against Adiivka? We may help you with some spwecial pwojects

    Ayatollah: Hamas, got anything planned yet? Would be a lot cooler if you did launch something stupid against Israel, we’ll give you money, guns and a pwomise that we’ll undermine the Palestinian Authority further

      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        All I’m saying is that there for multiple parties surrounding the conflict, it is very convenient. Since the meme is about russia and Hamas, I am not commenting on Netanyahu.

        Besides, it’s unlikely that russia would mount a major campaign in just two weeks that happened to happen in such a convenient timeframe. Either Putin is a lucky bastard or there is some direct or indirect involvement, even if just a heads up from Iran

          • Nax@lemmygrad.ml
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            1 year ago

            didn't Egypt know? i heard the had intelligence about oct 7th and gave it to isn't real who just ignored that

            • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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              1 year ago

              But Egypt got it through their intelligent services afaik, not like Hamas just told them “hey, we gonna do some stuff in Israel, just to let you know, brb”

        • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          Either Putin is a lucky bastard or there is some direct or indirect involvement, even if just a heads up from Iran

          I'll just guess you're kinda one of the libs from lemmy.world, beehaw or some shit... but go on...

    • Buchenstr@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      Too true, coincidentally in October 6th I passed one of my university's exams.

      Obviously Putin was involved in this, I also saw a video of Hamas specifically congratulating me on passing my exam. It's probably because I'm so instrumental to the role of bringing the western hemisphere to collapse.