• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    German Military Commander: "Wow, looks like the Russians are dug in and the line isn't moving anywhere. How are we going to overcome this road block in our plan to retake Eastern Ukraine."

    American Military Commander: Lifts up pen, crosses out Plan to retake East Ukraine, and pencils in Plan to hold the line. "Mission accomplished, buddy."