• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    11 months ago

    Me, a player: "So my options are the left door or the right door?"

    You, the DM: "Yes."

    Me, a player: "I choose the left door."

    You, the DM: "FUCK!" tears up 300 pages of notes

    • H1jAcK@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      Yeah, but I actually have a DM like this. He put a giant, ominous, spectral raven on a passenger boat with us, and we all said, "uh, fuck that, let's walk away." So the session ended about 5 minutes later as he "got a call" about a very important excuse he needed to take care of.

  • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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    11 months ago

    "Yes, that would completely bypass the dungeon I spent the last 2 months building. So I guess uh...I take 1d6 psychic damage and we'll move on."