I left my room for 15 minutes to visit the shitter and came back to this:

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It also hit my shelves twice and my sheets thrice. My mattress protector now has avocado spots.

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My window was about 10cm open at the bottom, so whatever the perp was it had enough of a brain to know how to get in and out withing getting stuck. No-one heard or saw anything.

Given the high level of sophistication, speed and excellent criminal execution: I suspect an Indian Mynah may be at fault. I swear they understand English and spend their whole lives plotting schemes.

Artists' impressions of the crime:

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I would like to assume this wasn't actually malice and instead the Mynah was just curious, but I still think I need to consider appeasement strategies. Suggestions welcome.