This is a dumb idea I came up with when I was high and drunk last night (it will totally change everything man). I'm 100% sure it's original and no one has thought of this before. Let's get that tax-exempt status; if those dumbass libertarian satanists can accomplish it then so can we.
I'm sure there's plenty of reasons why this is a bad idea so go ahead and roast me in the comments.
Brown would be a prophet. For what is ""I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood" if not prophetic