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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    :tromp: Succulents? Folks, what a load of bull. More like succubus! We have the best succubi in America. Simply, the best. People come up to me all the time, "Oh Mr. PRESIDENT, how did we end up with all the succubi? It's great!" I really don't know. Most people like it, some don't. The "politically correct" left don't. They want to take away your succubus and replace them with an incubus. You ever hear about that folks, an incubus? Get out of here! Very rude the king of hell was to me, satan, I think, or one of his captains, not like it matters. He promised to give me a legion of demon witches and instead I got a handful! That's okay, we're making it work, very well, we've got the best minds on it, all sorts of brainiacs who study demonology.