• mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    They're golf clubs so they can control who comes in, as in they don't let minorities in. They feel safer. The courses are just big green lawns, so they're cozy. Golfers spend most of the time talking so it's how they socialize. Plus it's staffed with terrified servants, usually the kind the golfers are used to if you know what I'm saying. Not only can they speak to the manager, they are the manager. They're members so they can complain and get you fired. It's everything they love all in one place.