Where's the chud conspiracy theories about AnTifer rounding up caroling christians. Or screeds about sicko check out line clerks wishing patriots "happy holidays"? Or my favorite, your no good nephew who ruins the holidays by coming out as bi?
My god it's like the right isn't even trying...surely the left won the battle with Biden's election but the war can't be over?!
The militants against christmas have dug tunnels underneath every house on earth and are planning a surprise attack to pop up and steal all the presents after santa drops them off on Christmas Eve.