Sorry for the image from 538 :natebronze:

I know the IOC is awful, but let's say the Olympics are held in Athens every year and everyone needs to take trains to get there. Team USA can ride on an empty cargo ship returning to China and take trains from there.

I think lacrosse should be included again, and the indigenous peoples of the Americas should represent themselves so they can embarrass the ivy league Team USA lacrosse team.

  • Damson [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I would love to see some actual ground fighting with submissions or something, I think that would be sick and very in the spirit of the olympics