Sorry for the image from 538 :natebronze:
I know the IOC is awful, but let's say the Olympics are held in Athens every year and everyone needs to take trains to get there. Team USA can ride on an empty cargo ship returning to China and take trains from there.
I think lacrosse should be included again, and the indigenous peoples of the Americas should represent themselves so they can embarrass the ivy league Team USA lacrosse team.
Fuck the commercialization of olympics, under socialism athletes participating in the new Spartakiad should be decided by a random lottery of applicants, spectators can literally fills in for athletes removed from the game, bring back urban planning medal.
There can be medals for mutual aid and antifascism too!