Sorry for the image from 538 :natebronze:

I know the IOC is awful, but let's say the Olympics are held in Athens every year and everyone needs to take trains to get there. Team USA can ride on an empty cargo ship returning to China and take trains from there.

I think lacrosse should be included again, and the indigenous peoples of the Americas should represent themselves so they can embarrass the ivy league Team USA lacrosse team.

  • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    They should bring back art, I don't know or care how they'd award medals for it.

    They should include creative writing too, so we can watch That Guy In Your MFA Class psyche himself up in a tracksuit before furiously scribbling a 1.2/10 point short story.