All times are by https://time.is/Paris

More info, like league tables, here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023%E2%80%9324_UEFA_Champions_League_group_stage Spoiler-free version here: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2023%E2%80%9324_UEFA_Champions_League_group_stage&oldid=1189370277

☆ indicates Vampire's recommendation to watch.


Dec 12, 18:45

Lens 🇫🇷 v Sevilla 🇪🇸 (1-1) (Arsenal, Endhoven, Lens, Sevilla, are all in Group B, which is more-or-less settled now, not much on the line, so give these a miss)

PSV Eindhoven 🇳🇱 v Arsenal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (4-0)

Dec 12, 21:00

Napoli 🇮🇹 v Braga 🇵🇹 (1-2) (Braga would need to win by 3 to overtake Napoli on goaldifference)

Union Berlin 🇩🇪 v Real Madrid 🇪🇸 (1-0) (three points would get Union, a lefty team in Europe for the first time, through to the Europa Conference League, but that seem impossible, they'll be eliminated)

Inter Milan 🇮🇹 v Real Sociedad 🇪🇸 (1-1) (both already through, nothing on the line)

Red Bull Salzburg 🇦🇹 v Benfica 🇵🇹 (0-2) (*likely Salzburg will go through to the Europa Conference League, Benfica will go home; only way this could be upset is if Benfica win this by 4 goals)

Manchester United 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v Bayern Munich 🇩🇪 (4-3) (Man United would go thru to the knockout stages if they win this (unlikely) and Copenhagen-Galatasaray draw (unlikely). If they lose they go home. If they draw they go home)

Copenhagen 🇩🇰 v Galatasaray 🇹🇷 (2-2) ☆ (pretty much: winner goes through, loser goes to the Europa Conference League)

Dec 13, 18:45

RB Leipzig 🇩🇪 v Young Boys 🇨🇭 (1-3) (very little on the line here, group is already settled)

Red Star Belgrade 🇷🇸 v Manchester City 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (3-1) (very little on the line here, group is already settled)

Dec 13, 21:00

Atlético Madrid 🇪🇸 v Lazio 🇮🇹 (1-1) (very little on the line here, group is already settled)

Celtic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 v Feyenoord 🇳🇱 (2-0) (very little on the line here, group is already settled)

Borussia Dortmund 🇩🇪 v Paris Saint-Germain 🇫🇷 (2-0) (If PSG lose or draw away (they won home) and if Newcastle win, then Newcastle overtake them in the table and go through to the next round.)

Newcastle United 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v AC Milan 🇮🇹 (0-0) ☆ (Winner goes through if Paris lose)

Porto 🇵🇹 v Shakhtar Donetsk 🇺🇦 (1-3) (pretty much a winner-goes-through situation)

Antwerp 🇧🇪 v Barcelona 🇪🇸 (5-0) (nothing at all on the line here, total mismatch; one already through, the other already eliminated)

  • Vampire [any]
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    11 months ago

    Would be absurd if Man Utd went through. They seem to be a team in freefall and yet they're still top 6 and candidates for the knockout stage, like just be bad already lol

    Alright they're about sunk now (72ish minutes in to the games). Would need two goals, plus stuff to happen in Denmark.