People who say this must believe traffic is like a random force of nature that can't be managed rather than something that happens on clear time tables

Your local news probably has a "traffic forecast" every morning, where they say the exact same thing, every single day, without ever stopping to consider the absurdity of it.

"IT'S EIGHT AM! TRAFFIC ON THE HIGHWAY IS STOP-AND-GO! WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS?"