I mean, what the hell are they even supposed to be for, exactly?

Are we really at the point where I need to get something from Amazon so desperately that I can't just wait till I'm home to pick it up? Is there not a CVS or Walgreens on every fucking corner of Chicago already?

It isn't even "too stupid". It's just... how the fuck is this more accessible than the overabundance of retail space we've already got?