One time I made a shitload of food including this really spicy basil and yogurt sauce for my parents and their friends. I left in a hurry after I made it to meet some friends because I was little peeved since the meal was sort of a surprise and I'd already had plans. So I got over to my friends' place and we went to pick up some beer. As I was paying, I wiped my eyes and realized pretty quick that I hadn't washed my hands after making the sauce. Yeeeow! We finished getting out of the store and at that point I was pretty much entirely blind and unable to open my eyes from the combination of basil and jalapeno oil. My friends managed to guide me back to their place so I could wash up and rinse my globes. I laughed my ass off the whole time and while it hurt like hell, I did get pretty high afterward from the pain. One of my treasured memories and some of the best fun I've had.