Not even a farmer, they want to be a local baron and this is their castle complete with sprawling lawns, without the class of having gardens or hedge mazes.
It's theorized that although horses and other ungulates may have originated in the Americas, climactic shifts gradually raised the silica content of grasses, driving them out as the remaining populations slowly starved from grinding their teeth down too fast.
You see, I need all of that lawn so no one can go on it. It's very important
DO SOMETHING WITH THAT SPACE, PUT A SOCCER FIELD OR SOME HORSES AT LEAST GODDAMIT
But then the grass wouldn't look pristine. I think it's a better use of time, money, and space to mow that shit and then never touch it otherwise
seed some autumn mushrooms at least, please
Nope. Grass monoculture. How else will I get that unearned feeling of being a yeoman farmer? I need to please the ghost of Jefferson somehow
Not even a farmer, they want to be a local baron and this is their castle complete with sprawling lawns, without the class of having gardens or hedge mazes.
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some ornamental cherry trees, i beg you
Who needs an ornament when you have G R A S S?
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Not with that attitude
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Or teeth, grass is really tough on teeth.
It's theorized that although horses and other ungulates may have originated in the Americas, climactic shifts gradually raised the silica content of grasses, driving them out as the remaining populations slowly starved from grinding their teeth down too fast.
Fucking cool. Never heard that hypothesis before
eh, I find the theory human populations killed and ate all of them more compelling.
they are doing something with it, they're doing a big bourgeois flex class signifier
But it's ugly and sad, having a cool big garden or at least a vineyard or some llamas is cool
yeah it's oppressive and dispiriting
"Nooo you don't understand porky just NEEDS to have stuff just to have it!"