• LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    3 years ago

    "hey carbohydra, couldn't help but notice you weren't in the Metaverse™ meeting again this week. There's a lot of important information shared there and you not participating is making work more difficult for everyone else. We need you to be a team player or your future with the MiseryInc family will be in jeopardy."

    • p_sharikov [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      "Please purchase the necessary $800 dollar branded headset and report to my virtual office so I can fire you."