Earlier today I bought a soda. It came with a straw, like just a normal plastic straw we've all used our entire lives. For some reason though the moment I put it in my mouth I wished it was a penis. I kept gagging on this thing which was very unusual for me. I was so confused because you wouldn't think the left would make woke straws but there I was on my knees trying to drink this soda and it scares me what they're doing.
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sounds like you were the victim of a classic case of satanic gay witchcraft
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
