Amazing. Sportsball fans in tears.

Proof I'm not a lib:

https://twitter.com/KenjiCapital/status/1743693490741985544

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    I meant the way too much grass in the outfield. I doubt people are gonna be grand slamming it far enough out that that would be a problem even if they are playing baseball a lot, and it would definitely be better to have something like a little woods to stop balls from flying out into the road all the time.

    • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Little Timmy is gonna slam head-first into a tree while trying to catch a fly ball

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        10 months ago

        Shows him for living in the baseball prison.

        Little Timmy, age 41, is a serial neighbour annoyer who keeps blasting line drives through my window at 3 am and telling me to "come out and play ball, Greg" I don't even know a Greg.

        • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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          10 months ago

          NGL, I'd really like to be Little Timmy's neighbor, even if he breaks my windows and gets my name wrong.

          I just love baseball so much.

        • Adkml [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          We have to put a little warning track around every one of them.