Main course being jambalaya and crab legs with gluten free hushpuppies, deviled eggs w/ smoked fish, a lemon poached shrimp dip, French bread and baked corn pudding. My wife did the heavy lifting in the kitchen and I made hurricanes/kept the wine flowing
when you do get to, don't let anyone stop you from just biting into the legs to break the shell. suck out all the meat you can, it doesn't matter how savage you look. crab meat is not meant for elegant meals.