Here me out everyone: KyleCoin (working name), the Kyle Rittenhouse themed cryptocurrency.
Given how successful the MAGA crypto scam was, I think this would also work really well. It wouldn't take much effort to just fork Ethereum, make a logo, and set up a shitload of burner accounts on Parlor/Gab/random chud forums to promote it. The people who support Cryle are already the dumbest demographic of society so it would be super easy to separate them from their money, and I would have no moral or ethical qualms with it for that same reason. I need something to do over break anyways. Maybe do a thing where you say a fraction of transactions go to the police or something to make it more enticing. Thoughts?
The money should go to a charity called something like "Thin Blue Line of Freedom" that we conveniently don't mention is actually a bail bond fund for ecoterrorists or something