I code and blog sometimes.
[artsy sketch of a pointless tech boondoggle]
Telling stories through design is my passion.
[blog post about the unseen genius of a small time software suite]
I am a lead developer at [useless tech company that helps nobody]
[some post that reaches Deepak Chopra levels of madness espousing the virtues of simplicity]
I make tools to empower creativity.
Because the financial sector is out of control.
They're gonna fund the dumbest fucking bullshit pie-in-the-sky projects and they need people to do them (and fail usually).