I code and blog sometimes.
[artsy sketch of a pointless tech boondoggle]
Telling stories through design is my passion.
[blog post about the unseen genius of a small time software suite]
I am a lead developer at [useless tech company that helps nobody]
[some post that reaches Deepak Chopra levels of madness espousing the virtues of simplicity]
I make tools to empower creativity.
Because it's quirky in a way that is purposely like that to not put-off any employer.
Can't be yourself at all in case a hiring manager hates people who play DnD or something very arbitrary.