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    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      :elmofire:

      Honestly it's only a matter of time. Part of me is horrified by the thought, but another part of me is 100% :sicko-flipped: ready for it. I even have family that own Tesla's, but I cannot wait for the hype around these piece of shit cars and this piece of shit fail-son capitalist to die.

      • CopsDyingIsGood [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Optimistic of you to think that the hype will die once his shitty cars kill people

        • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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          3 years ago

          I think a mass casualty event and dragging multiple scorched/unrecognizable bodies from a tunnel will in fact dampen the mood, yes.

            • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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              3 years ago

              Honestly they might start doing the "they were no angel" shit for the victims if it happens enough.

              "Downtown Austin's 'Stone Cold' loop line experienced a fire today when notorious public urinator John Chudsoy drove a burning Model Y, killing him and his passenger, 3 year old attempted pigtail puller Billy Chudsoy. It's not known why John Chudsoy failed to keep his vehicle un-ignited."

              • riley
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                1 year ago

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    • bort_simp_son [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Well it's a good thing Teslas don't have a reputation for spontaneously combusting...