• pooh [she/her, any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Maybe they could be like Cubanos, but uhhhhh... Burgers. Like this: https://youtu.be/FQLYDYmENrI

    But a dedicated burger compactor would probably make this easier. I don't think this exists, so we'll have to invent one.

    • Parent [none/use name]
      ·
      3 years ago

      You two need to look up something called a shooter's sandwich. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooter%27s_sandwich

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Dog, if I could get a vegan medianoche right now I'd be in 900 sorts of heaven. I will give up the fight on burger dimensions if we can just start a vegan cafetería cooperative and start pressing sandwiches yesterday.

        • Speaker [e/em/eir]
          ·
          3 years ago

          Pitch session:

          • Gommunism No Food
          • Semper Fidel
          • Havana Syndrome
          • Smash Capitalism (and also sandwiches)