• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    "Hi, I'll be your self-checkout specialist today. Can I interest you in a premium reusable tote? It's only $0.75 more and hides 30% more items from the Loss Prevention Officer."

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      working a shift helping people steal shit and then walking out the back with a cartload of "returns"