That’s $50 before biohazard cleaning fees.

"Look, it's a premium service with added value. An Uber can't make cars sporadically pull to the side to get you there faster, can they? It's worth the extra money." /s

What do they do if you don't/can't pay? Repossess your blood?

California where the fire department is the one managing the ambulances so its free because the us is fucked...