He was a contrarian edgelord who jacked off in public, you asswipes. He got exactly one (1) good own in at Plato and Alexander apiece, get over yourselves.
He was a contrarian edgelord who jacked off in public, you asswipes. He got exactly one (1) good own in at Plato and Alexander apiece, get over yourselves.
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Supposedly, and this maybe apocryphal, he ate meat and jacked off in Athen's marketplace (where both were forbidden) just to piss off Plato and his students.
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I feel like that just adds to my point. Hey kids, come get e. coli from this guy intentionally shitting next to the vegetable seller because sometimes you've just got to stick it to the sheeple, amirite?
let's see what this guy masturbating on the subway has to say I bet he has some real good insights
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I don't think they knew about e. coli tbf.
Diogenes when asked about jerking off: "if only I could rub my stomach to sate my hunger"
And they call themselves a democracy. Bah!