He was a contrarian edgelord who jacked off in public, you asswipes. He got exactly one (1) good own in at Plato and Alexander apiece, get over yourselves.

    • kingspooky [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Some folks can definitely make them work! Conversely, I stay clean shaven because if I grow my facial hair out I look like I'm starting a cult.

      • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        If you change your mind on the beard hit me up. I've been looking to start a cult and I need a bearded leader