Hexbear
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
context [fae/faer, fae/faer] to ama • 9 months ago

i once fell out of a coconut tree. ama

message-square
message-square
16
fedilink
24
message-square

i once fell out of a coconut tree. ama

context [fae/faer, fae/faer] to ama • 9 months ago
message-square
16 Comments
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
    ·
    9 months ago

    doubt

    I think you exist in the context of all that is around you.

    link
  • VHS [he/him]
    ·
    9 months ago

    omg it's Context… just like you exist in

    link
    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      shroomjak truly i exist in the me of all in which i live

      link
  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
    ·
    9 months ago

    Are you a coconut?

    link
    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      no

      link
  • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
    ·
    9 months ago

    Why did you choose to fall out of the tree?

    link
    fedilink
    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      gravity made a very compelling argument

      link
  • qprimed@lemmy.ml
    ·
    9 months ago

    did you manage to bring down any of the coconuts with you? if so, thank you for your service protecting humanity from these delicious dangerous weapons.

    link
    fedilink
    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      no and to be honest "out of" is pulling a lot of weight here. it was more of an awkward and mildly painful stumble down the bottom third of the trunk

      link
      • qprimed@lemmy.ml
        ·
        edit-2
        9 months ago

        the war continues apace! what was the intended purpose for the initial ascent? and was it a "curved" and short trunk?

        link
        fedilink
        • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
          hexagon
          ·
          edit-2
          9 months ago

          i wanted to see if i could climb it (i cannot)

          slightly curved, i made it a few meters off the ground, so maybe 10 m tall?

          link
          • qprimed@lemmy.ml
            ·
            9 months ago

            awesome! I yield the floor to others for their important questions. :-)

            link
            fedilink
  • PapaEmeritusIII [any]
    ·
    9 months ago

    Have you ever stepped in quicksand?

    link
    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      no i heeded the warning sign and turned back

      link
  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
    ·
    9 months ago

    are coconut crabs really that big?

    link
    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      yep

      link

ama

ama

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !ama@hexbear.net

Welcome to /c/AmA

Want a scheduled AMA announced ahead of time? Contact Awoo directly at the bottom of this sidebar.

Please stick to one of either three post types:

A standard Ask Me Anything post.

A request post -- (What is the format and why should I make a request post?)

A gauging interest post -- (What is this?)

What is an AmA?

AmA’s or “Ask Me Anything” began on the old internet, originally AOL chatrooms, later followed by Slashdot. They are crowdsourced interviews where the interviewee first makes a post describing who they are and what they do. Commenters then leave questions and can vote on other questions according to which they would like to see answered.

The interviewee can then go through and reply to the questions they find interesting, and easily see those questions the internet is dying to have the answer too. Questions will be a mixture of radical, serious and lighthearted resulting in the kind of interview you won’t get elsewhere.

What Topics Are Allowed?

Anyone can do an Ask Me Anything. The topic of the AmA must meet the rules below, and in some cases you must provide proof of the claims you are making. Ask Me Anything topics fall into two categories:

Something that plays a central role in your life. The prime example of this is a person's job; posts about someone's occupation are almost always allowed. A person's topic should be something that they know thoroughly and is important to them; this gives them more to discuss and a more thorough background in the field.

A truly interesting and unique event. An example would be "I organised a protest against x." It's an activity that doesn't play a central role in someone's life but is so uncommon that many users would not have experiences of their own to relate to it.

AmAs should NOT be about:

Mutual-Aid and Crowd Funding - AmA submitters that include any aid or funding campaign must be eligible for an AmA without the campaign for it to be allowed. Additionally, the focus of the AmA must not be the campaign -- those posts would be more appropriate in the mutual-aid community. Posts about suicide.

Other Restrictions:

Giveaways are not permitted on AmA. Contests and giveaways already running on a third party site prior to the AmA are acceptable

Proof

Proof in the case of public figures or orgs may be a social media post on an official account. For other topics it may be a proof image. This does not always have to be included in the post at the time of posting and it may be discussed with the moderators and provided privately. We will ALWAYS respect your complete privacy.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 95 users / day
  • 148 users / week
  • 200 users / month
  • 533 users / 6 months
  • 19.5K local subscribers
  • 19.6K subscribers
  • 188 Posts
  • 6.84K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Awoo [she/her]
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • PPB
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org
  • Terms of Service
  • Code Of Conduct