Another option: get a do nothing job that pays a lot and wastes someone's money. They're out there. I've had jobs where I did virtually nothing and no one cared. It didn't pay great personally, but the high paying ones are out there. I've read stories from people who work at Google making $300k+ a year and they admit they do virtually no work because they aren't interested or motivated to do it. If you can manage the balancing act of working hard enough to get hired and then knowing how to bullshit and not actually do any work, you can do your small part in draining money from shitty orgs like Google