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Make him jump through a bunch of hoops and waste time and energy filling out forms or something then eventually have him end up at PPB.
‘hi executive gamer haxor here with major pwnge skills. My social media think tank’s valuation has been 🚀 🚀 🚀 For this reason you’ve been added to the waiting list of contingency developers. We will program you later and let you know of the next steps’
I’ve been studying these people for a while.
Just say yes, take the money, send him a zip with the source code which is already available online.
Say yes and ask for $1M dollars. I would be completely fine with losing hexbear if that actually worked.
"Apologies for the delay. I passed your message onto the appropriate parties and needed to wait for their deliberation. Our most recent valuation had us at $1.6M, but we would be happy to accept a 30% reduction if it's paid in Monero"
Perhaps the real rug pull was the friends we made along the way :cowboy-cri:
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/4704231151/1646265769/1500x500
His banner image still has the stock photo watermark. Sell him the website for a piece of his brain. Plant it in the ground and see if a magic beanstalk grows.
Sell them the publicly available AGPL licensed source code with dozens of unreachable contributors needed to gather an exclusive claim on the copyright.
