• Wheaties [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    We thank you for your purchase of the Dis-organizer Mark VII, insert-name-here! The Mark VII offers many improvements over the previous Mark VI version, most notable of which is the inclusion of a second imp to act as backup and definitely not to slow the first imp down upon the release of the purely hypothetical Mark IX.*

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    Even the unscrupulous wizards of the Unseen University's commercial hub, Thaumatological Park, know better than to use that magical number between VII and IX.