• GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 年前

    REAL MEN can build a bridge using two boards of wood by taking one from the back and quickly nailing it to the front over and over. This works based on pure sigma grindstone cause if you stop to think about it you instantly fall.

    • effervescent [they/them]
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      3 年前

      A REAL MAN will always run recklessly around their house to chase after rodents, only to run into an ironing board and have their body temporarily conform to the shape of that ironing board. Male bodies do not do domestic chores. Your body will reject these implements if you try to use them.