Some guy will post a picture of a pretty standard looking pepperoni pizza and say: "Imagine not living in new york." And then there's the whole bodega discourse, which is also funny. "For you non-new yorkers, let me explain: a bodega is not a corner store. It's a place where you can buy gatorade, toilet paper, AND eggs." Thank you sir for explaining that to a slack-jawed yokel such as myself.

      • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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        3 years ago

        Bursting through a wall

        Hot?! It’s only 85, that’s cold where I’m from

        Did you know Texas is the only state in the nation legally allowed to secede

        Too many damn commiefornians coming here trying to make Texas into the place they left

        The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏 deep in the heaaaart of Texas

        You ain’t never had bbq if you ain’t ate Texas bbq

        Y’all want some sweet tea

        Whataburger

        Bucc-ees bathrooms!