Some guy will post a picture of a pretty standard looking pepperoni pizza and say: "Imagine not living in new york." And then there's the whole bodega discourse, which is also funny. "For you non-new yorkers, let me explain: a bodega is not a corner store. It's a place where you can buy gatorade, toilet paper, AND eggs." Thank you sir for explaining that to a slack-jawed yokel such as myself.
No, the new yorkers are really that far up their own assholes about things that exist in every fucking strip mall in this godforsaken hellhole.
Edit: ugh fucking poe's law I am 100% serious