Fuck it, here goes

Once upon a time there were two trans folks who got bitten by radioactive spiders and started whooping ass.

They whooped so much ass.

I'm telling you.

They were the super hero duo, the Pro Nouns! Adrian Anderson and Adrien Anderson by day, the siblings took on the identities of They and Them.

With their powers combined, they made everyone question capitalism and their own sexualities.

We open to They sitting at the supercomputer adding pronouns to Ben Shapiro's dictionary when Them opens the door.

"I found it!" Them said.

I'll add parts later