lmao

    • RandyLahey [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      a revolutionary new nft currency where each token is backed by a unique jpeg of a bar of gold, and all the pictures of the bars of gold are securely stored on a server thats physically housed in a big central vault with armed guards, so that way it will always retain its value

      plus also each bar of gold is stamped with a unique image of a lion making a cumface

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      a cryptocurrency, called beans, intended to have a stable value of $1 a coin

      Congratulations, you invented e-banking you fucking rubes.

      • Anemasta [any]
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        3 years ago

        I mean that's supposed to be unregulated e-banking, for better or worse. In this case for worse.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      dprkoin that matches its value to usd -> dprk currency conversion